bastard factor

A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.

I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.

by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022

Wow factor

Put simply, the wow factor is when a guy is really skinny and it makes his dick appear larger than it really is.

Saw Kevin Durant playing in the Nets game last night - that dude has the wow factor for sure.

by scalereaux April 14, 2022

Wrist Factor

A factor used to determine whether or not a man is homosexual. A high wrist factor is proof of a man’s love for another man. It’s all in the movement folks

Look at the way that dude runs with his wrists flopping. His wrist factor is super high.

by SueDoNimmy February 23, 2022

direct sunlight factor

As with it's twin, wind chill factor, direct sunlight factor-- or DSF -- changes the temperature of an object when affected by it, in this case raising the temperature -- rather than lowering it -- in relation to the temperature of the air, due to the warming rays of direct, unimpeded sunshine on said object.

Despite the frigid temperatures at the airport this morning, Josh was able to get all the ice off his plane quickly by pulling it out of the hangar and into the sunshine where the direct sunlight factor raised the plane's surface temperature rapidly to melt it.

by LuluThom February 28, 2022

cheese factor

It's the most important factor in all trig equations.

You first change tangent to cos and multiply that by the sin of 2.45 Most importantly, you divide that by the cheese factor, and you get the answer for how worthless all this math really is.

by South Paw May 8, 2004

cheese factor

1) The progression of day time soaps.
2) Corny actions of seemingly normal human beings

While Bert was watching The Young and The Restless the cheese factor went through the roof.

by Groove May 8, 2004

human factors engineering

i) the process and effects of intentionally playing on a persons attributes to achieve a goal, either directly or indirectly.

I didnt want Amy going out with Mark, but i knew she was planning to go out with him on friday, so i relied on Jenny's gossip mouth by telling her best friend Cathy that Mark had VD. She told everyone else and Amy went out with me instead. Ingenious human factors engineering

by cybayob February 4, 2004