Squeaky zucchini

A Queef into the dick hole

I was banging this chick last night and she gave me a squeaky zucchini

by Scissors swings April 4, 2022

Zucchini Mama

A woman who likes to garden, can foods, eats healthy to an extreme extent, like, always has a mason jar full of concoctions they’re drinking, makes herbal tinctures, is likely, primarily a vegetarian, can have unkempt hair and can be either very quiet or very loud, no in between, has a good heart but can make you feel judged from time to time, but you put up with it because without your local Zucchini Mama, you wouldn’t know how to dress your wounds and you wouldn’t get boxes of zucchini’s and tomatoes fresh from the garden dropped off at your house randomly and you’ll never know a person who’s more willing to lend a helping hand in just about any situation.

Wow, you’re grandma is such a zucchini mama!
You can always count on a zucchini mama!
Here comes the zucchini mama!

by Untz-Cracker July 27, 2021

Poo Zucchini

Do you want to tear the fabric of the universe with a couple words if so here they are

player 1: boy I love the universe but hate player 2

player 2: poo zucchini

player 1: gets deleted along with the universe.

by do you wish want die May 12, 2021

Zucchini Wakabeni

The name for an African who seduces his wife with the zucchini plant.

Husband: "Ehh mahn I got this neew vehgtable from da store douwn the street."
Wife: "Oh my god you're such a Zucchini Wakabeni rubbing that zucchini on my skin it's really turning me on."
Husband: "Wot."

by chEs778 May 18, 2021

Sour Zucchini

When you eat a Zucchini that a woman has previously fucked herself with.

My mom made zucchini bread with a zucchini that my sister had fucked herself with, No wonder why it tasted sour What a Sour Zucchini

by goobsnoob August 26, 2024

Eat Zucchini

This is the group KATSEYES way of telling you to eat a dick.

Haven't you heard i'm the internet girl? Eat Zucchini!

by forqueene87 November 17, 2025

Eat zucchini

Eat dick

person 1 - you lame

person 2- eat zucchini!
when a hater or someone who says something disrespectful or offensive calls you out on something or decides to be a bitch tell them
Eat Zucchini

by thegoatnatalienunn November 17, 2025