The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019

The blending of cheap gas station meatsticks and tequila in ones stomach while blackout-drunk. The amalgamation of which is immediate cause of "sleep-puking".

Hank:" I just finished that whole bag of meatsticks, lets get some sleep."
Me, in the middle of the night: "You alright bud?"
Hank: *Puking in his sleep* "'Merica"
Me: I dont think Ill ever get over The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019.

by turbovolvo August 12, 2021

double baxtered

When a state champ and his future state champ crush you at the same time ( any sport , same result)

Eric And son double Baxtered MH in the leg and face

by Russthebus August 29, 2021

The Baxter-O’brien Maneuver

When someone pretends that they're a physicists and through their work they determined that we perceive certain frequencies as louder or quieter when the actual loudness of the sound goes up or down.

Wow that guy is using "The Baxter-O'brien Maneuver" He's not a physicists who stumbled upon that phenomenon! That was Harvey Fletcher and Wilden Munson. This guy is just a nerd who lies. I cant believe he's really using The Baxter-O’brien Maneuver

by CreativeThinking April 22, 2022

baxter

my bf :)

hey is that baxter

yeah

by yummymummys101 May 7, 2022

Dustin Baxter

A guy that lives in Ohio and will stick his 1 inch cock into the tip of a paintball gun and shoot the fuck out of his own balls, Baxter is also known to love horse cock up his ass while drinking bud light, you think thats bad? Baxter can enter a rage mode where he turns his cat and dog into a casserole and feeds it to black boys he has locked up in his basement.

Dustin Baxter loves black boys cock

by Baxter6904 November 15, 2022

Baxter

A narcissistic cretin with no morals or thoughts for anyone else. He chooses to pick his victims wisely whilst praying on them whilst they are vulnerable. Never worked a day in his life, gambles, cheats and will do anything to screw his friends and family over so he can buy a pack of fags and 10 dark fruits. Claims to have broken his foot so he can claim benefits but it’s all an act and one day karma will get him.

I’ve lost my wallet, looks like I’ve been baxtered again

by anonymous September 19, 2022

Tori Baxter

The towns common whore from taft now located in oildale

That chick is nothing but a Tori Baxter

by Fatal-Attraction February 13, 2022