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meditation upon a broomstick

When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.
"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.
by coleslaw696969 September 6, 2017
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Once upon a mattress

A term used when someone wants to elude to a sexual encounter between two of more people
Matt: "hey Sam, I heard you met someone new on tinder!"

Sam: "Once upon a mattress . . . "

Matt: "Say no more man, I know how this is gonna end."
by Sexual Conotations October 3, 2017
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price upon request

actually refers to any product that is produced only for editorials and is never actually put into production for consumer purchase. So, instead of “Price Upon Request”, the phrase should actually read “This Product Doesn’t Actually Exist for Purchase At All”
I have been reading fashion magazines since I was a teenager and have always wondered what the phrase “Price Upon Request” meant when printed next to the product details on a high-fashion editorial
by andrianzy April 8, 2017
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Fucked Up Upon Arrival

FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.
by RoJo75 December 13, 2020
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Fucked Up Upon Arrival

FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.
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Fucked Up Upon Arrival

FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.
by RoJo75 December 13, 2020
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Fucked upon

A (slang) term referring to the act of being fucked up and on to deliberately in that order.
You are so bad at this game, get fucked upon.
by Chickmagnet112 August 22, 2021
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