"I'm sure Jeffrey was Toobin the other day on the zoom call. He was sweating and beating his meat like it owed him money."
by PsyopJedi October 20, 2020
Get the Toobin mug.Masturbating, jerking off, jacking off. Especially in inappropriate circumstances like a zoom call. Named in honor of Jeffrey Toobin, a pioneer of inappropriate masturbation in the zoom age.
"You better not be toobin' in the bathroom, Jeff!"
"My mom caught me toobin'. It was so embarrassing!"
"I forgot to turn off my camera and all my colleagues caught me toobin'!"
"My mom caught me toobin'. It was so embarrassing!"
"I forgot to turn off my camera and all my colleagues caught me toobin'!"
by anonymous October 20, 2020
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Get the TOOBIN mug.Jeffery was caught toobin yesterday during his remote sales meeting. He says it was on accident but no one's buying it.
by Defortis October 20, 2020
Get the Toobin mug.1. Verb. Any nonconsensual indecent exposure through a live virtual meeting, usually with multiple people.
2. Noun. Genitals, exposed through a virtual meeting with one or more people, often in a negative context but not always.
2. Noun. Genitals, exposed through a virtual meeting with one or more people, often in a negative context but not always.
by MyFirtUsernsmWasTaken November 11, 2020
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Get the Toobin' mug.Boring company zoom meeting online, so you excuse yourself to a bathroom break,
kill youe video feed for a quick spank and yank on the next browser tab, when suddenly the cat walks across your keyboard, activating your meeting camera and tab for the world to see! WTF are ya doing!?! I AM TOOBIN!
kill youe video feed for a quick spank and yank on the next browser tab, when suddenly the cat walks across your keyboard, activating your meeting camera and tab for the world to see! WTF are ya doing!?! I AM TOOBIN!
by TheUnencryptedOne October 21, 2020
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