Squelch

The male version of a queef. But only occurs while masturbating.

Male1: You stroke me so good girl
Female1: You like that huh
Male1: Gonna have me Squelch with that action
Female1: what the hell does that mean

by IdeasMadeHere June 28, 2024

Squelching

The act of killing crayfish and/or carp in mass.

Bro i’m bored as fuck. I heard the canal has dried up! Wanna go squelching?

by Skade777 July 12, 2024

Daniel squelch

A freebased marshall county "sissy" who takes it in the ass for xanax or Klonopins.

I sure am glad there was a "Daniel Squelch" in D block with us!

by Mason mothafuckin Davis January 8, 2023

Squelching

when you try to edge but you accidentally start gooning instead.

Tristan Choi began to start squelching even after futile efforts.

by hejeoskdn April 20, 2024

Squelching

To squeeze one’s testicles with lots of pressure while masturbating

I need to get my daily squelching in.

by Soap_gooner May 15, 2024

Squelch-monsters

Strange noises & sounds heard when occupying a cb radio, involving major static. Within the static, if you've been subjected to sleep deprivation ,which can cause you to hallucinate ,you may begin to hear strange people talking strange things. It's a very strange type of experience.

That chick was high on drugs & begin to hear squelch monsters & didn't realize she only needed to turn the channel dial on the cb radio back to ch 19 to get clear output & not hear them squelch-monsters provide such distorted content.

by Isris~Sebastián July 22, 2022

Squelch

Typically used as a wild card, can mean anything

Squelch.

by wodrave2 January 24, 2026