Mongo-squatch

One who has mongoloid features, yet is taller than Abe Lincoln/Sasquatch(hence the squatch!!).

Did you see the Tard-face on that Mongo-squatch? She looks like the offspring of Chucky and Shaq.

by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009

thunder squatch

A majestic forest creature, similar to it's Bigfoot native, but with magical forest powers used for good and evil.

Dude, I just saw a thunder squatch!

by Austin Stigall December 18, 2014

Squatch

Tall hairy man

bad ass} did u see that Squatch

by Squatchnigga May 29, 2015

Swass-Squatch

A beast at the gym who leaves a trail of sweat all over the equipment and doesn't wipe it down after.

"Ew that dude just soaked the bench and left it. Fucking Swass-Squatch"

by Mercedez.Kae March 27, 2016

Squatching

When you want to make someone feel embarrassed, just say that they are squatching.

Hey look, Max and Isabel are squatching! (everyone in the room laughs at them)

by Lexatron101 December 5, 2019

Squatch

When a person is absolutely ripped to shit. Massively unnecessarily muscular and thicc.

Ben: The dudes in Michelangelo's frescoes are crazy squatch

by Thoughtsofadame May 2, 2020

Squatch

The new word for cunt.

That fucking squatch cut me off! You damn squatch!

by Watchjonbeep May 9, 2018