sleep

what comes after a good wank

I've spent only 18 hours watching porn and masturbating myself to death :( it's time to sleep.

by SexyTimeAgain69 April 18, 2017

sleep

A beautiful, yet rare treasure. Something that the less we get the more we appreciate it, and something just when you think you've gone bare bones with, you realize how much less you can get and still somewhat function with.

In high school I thought I was functioning on minimum sleep. Years later in college and working full time I envy the amount of sleep I once got.

I don't get much sleep, but sometimes I sneeze and my eyes close, and that's basically the same thing.

by DramaticChipSinger June 19, 2017

sleep

something that everyone but me can do.

man you know sleep? Yeah what is it...

by janeydoey October 8, 2013

sleep

no

sleep is for the week

by why-are-u-searching-this-$hit May 18, 2021

sleep

1.(v)to be wrong or say something wrong or out of the ordinary
2.(v) to be or acting wack

You sleep!This aint fake, this is real gucci.

by LiL Tina June 27, 2005

sleep

something everyone loves and needs but almost no one gets enough.

dang dude i need some sleep. iv bin up since forever ago

by oranges rox April 3, 2011

sleep

Similar to nap, something the aged (people over the age of 25) rarely get enough of because they are doing stupid crap like looking up the definition of it here. Also something that older people find more desirable after the age of 12, i.e. naps which we could have had as kids but were too stupid to realize that later we would pay for them.

49 year old Dave (not his real name) really wanted a nap but work kept interfering with that process as a result sleep was always on his mind.

by Old Wolf November 26, 2011