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Saif is the guy who’ll show up at your door with snacks because you “posted a sad emoji,” cry during pet adoption ads, and donate to a GoFundMe titled “Help My Lizard Buy a Car.” His kindness is unmatched. His generosity is unhinged. His brain? Currently buffering.
He once brought soup to a Zoom call because someone "looked tired through the screen." He’s the kind of man who’d jump in front of a bus to save a squirrel — and then ask if squirrels turn into pigeons when they get old.
Yes, Saif has the processing power of a kettle filled with jellybeans. But his heart? Olympic-level.
You don’t call Saif when you need logic. You call him when your soul needs CPR and snacks.
Saif is the guy who’ll show up at your door with snacks because you “posted a sad emoji,” cry during pet adoption ads, and donate to a GoFundMe titled “Help My Lizard Buy a Car.” His kindness is unmatched. His generosity is unhinged. His brain? Currently buffering.
He once brought soup to a Zoom call because someone "looked tired through the screen." He’s the kind of man who’d jump in front of a bus to save a squirrel — and then ask if squirrels turn into pigeons when they get old.
Yes, Saif has the processing power of a kettle filled with jellybeans. But his heart? Olympic-level.
You don’t call Saif when you need logic. You call him when your soul needs CPR and snacks.
“Saif donated £200 to a website that turned out to be selling imaginary pets in the metaverse.”
“He asked if fish sleep, then cried because ‘they must be so tired all the time.’”
“He asked if fish sleep, then cried because ‘they must be so tired all the time.’”
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