Blair minimum

The act of trying to get coworkers to do all your tasks while you stand around and talk conspiracies

Hey man have a good shift.
Thanks, I’m just gonna do the Blair minimum again

by JohnnyKo August 17, 2023

minimum

the most fun word to type

person 1: M-I-N-I-M-U-M
person 2: why are you typing minimum
person: because it is the most fun word to type

by MasterDJRE March 10, 2022

Minimum Guy

Minimum Guy:- Someone associated with a business , association or organisation, those who do only what they are asked to do.

Example:- "Don't be a Minimum Guy"
Srikant - "I quit"

by Blazé Clemont January 28, 2022

Minimum Wage

A law put in place to defend restaurant workers and convenience store workers from union-busting tactics spearheaded by republicans and corporate lobbyists that requires them to pay their employees a living wage.

They want to raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour

by Kersplooch January 31, 2021

minimum viable face (MVF)

Minimum Viable Face (MVF): the smallest/fastest makeup routine you do before interacting with other human beings because you kind of owe it to them to not be distractingly worse-looking than usual.

Other person: "You look tired today."
Me: "Welp, I didn't do my minimum viable face (MVF)."

by SarahADowney March 29, 2021

minimum wage warrior

An adult 25y+ working a minimum-wage job with full effort, especially funny when they have a university degree and expect better job offers to come flowing in soon.

Oscar: hey look at this chef in this fast food restaurant chain! he works so hard, for what?
Alex: hes a true minimum wage warrior. he better work harder, and his boss might be able to afford a porsche next week.
Oscar: what a waste of life...

by i like thugs August 29, 2025

Flipping burgers at minimum wage

a) gainful employment alternative to 3 things -selling drugs, working in a silly deadffice job and working in a factory

b) doing whatever it takes to pay your rent and bills that doesn't involve selling drugs

Either become a social science major and start flipping burgers at minimum wage def a) or go study a stem subject. You can also go flipping burgers at minimum wage and open a pastry shop or something 🤔

by Sexydimma October 20, 2025