Dirty Lurching

the art of successfully creeping on eachother via text, facebook or even old fashion stalking....or all of the above. may result in restraining order, death, injury, creeper status or being besties for life ! ie: alexis and Dillon

wow. that girl is such a dirty lurch...who is that?

its alexis. shes the queen of dirty lurching

alexis is the best and my favorite dirty lurch ever !

by lex1143 May 6, 2011

ass lurch

ass lurch, or asslurch, was born in the unmoderated forum of overclocked remix,(www.ocremix.com) when forums member "lurch" was told not to be an ass- "dont be an ass, lurch."

-an obnoxious, rude, crass, stupid, or otherwise offensive person.

syn: ass, asshat, jerk, dickweed, ect.

shut the hell up, asslurch.
go be an ass lurch elsewhere.

by Mystico October 18, 2004

lean and lurch

Cockney rhyming slang for 'church'

I still have to go to the lean and lurch with my parents...

by Revvji January 20, 2009

Dirty man's lurch

Refers to the staggering walk of a man after he has been kicked in the balls immediately following an unsolicited sexual innuendo.

Used in a sentence - "That gross bartender just asked me how I like my eggs in the morning, Fertilized? So I gave him a dirty man's lurch!"

by Dark alley traveler March 10, 2010

Lurch

someone who is scary, wont try new things.

stop being a fucking lurch and come on!

by Lariah April 19, 2008

Lurch

Lurch. A tall hairy person.

There's a lurch, he said pointing to a tall person.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 23, 2019

Lurch

A ridiculously tall person.

I just john cleese he's a lurch.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019