Lighthouse

The bathtub game where you fill the tub with bubbles lie flat on your back with a full erection painted with water colored paint with the tip being yellow. Then you partner (Motorboat Magee) with their face half submerged, makes motorboat sounds and tries to find the light house beach (floating testicles), and once ashore, uses a finger in the anus to "anchor" to shore

Hey love you wanna play lighthouse tonight?

by Christian Ellis September 21, 2016

lighthoused

(V.) To get black-out drunk. Lights on, nobody home.

I was lighthoused by 11 o'clock and had to be carried out of the bar

by ASeasonedDrinker September 7, 2016

my lighthouse

my lighthouse is a term for paraplegic-spider man. This is the form that Noah turns into when indie or Erin says ''my lighthouse''. Erin will laugh and maybe wheeze, then Indie will wheeze and die. Luke will then go into a dissected form and say 'ah ah ah' then Indie and Erin will copy and then burst out laughing.

Erin or Indie yells 'MY LIGHTHOUSE' then noah goes into a deformed spider-man position.
'MY LIGHTHOUSE' *noah goes into a paraplegic spider-man

by thugdoroki November 30, 2020

Lighthoused

Something getting messed up by Lighthouse Academy.

Don't leave anything out in the hallway or else it will get Lighthoused!

by [e-mail] October 29, 2018

Cochecton Lighthouse

To place the handle of a lit flashlight in ones ass and spin around.

Todd is drunk and doing the Cochecton lighthouse again.

by Wally3 November 5, 2018

Lighthouse Effect

Being so tall that people look up to you and naturally gravitate towards you.

“I wonder why everyone likes David?”
“Oh, it’s just the Lighthouse Effect.”

by StopSexualizingBoats April 1, 2023

Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.

I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!

by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023