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Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking

When a person in military uniform sneaks into your house and puts unpopped corn kernels in your penis hole. Then he heats up the kernals till they pop, still inside your penis.

This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.
Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh last night?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?
by DrSeaman February 28, 2025
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Kernell

Usually a “Pretty” guy who has a charm of a lion, very sleek In nature and most often than non is a great leader
You gotta have a Kernell is your guy
by Nit November 24, 2021
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Kernel

Kernel: Somebody who is cornier than a cornball.
Dude, Trenton’s a Kernel!” Malachi laughed
by Mal, The unstable May 29, 2025
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