Jonathon loves AFL and he is very fucking skinny. He is white like a vampire and is super bloody tall. How does anyone get so tall *crying emoji insert here*
He's also gay ;)
He's also gay ;)
by Yournanisyadad November 8, 2022
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Get the Jonathon gigglesack mug.A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.
Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
by qönathynn June 5, 2022
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Hey you heard of that new boy appear in school
Justin yeah that boy Jonathon I heard he from the wic called wickedtown at night
Justin yeah that boy Jonathon I heard he from the wic called wickedtown at night
by Gotti_from_the_H October 6, 2025
Get the Jonathon mug.Now this some guy right here. You will hate him and love him all at the same time time, hate him more. If you ever encounter a problem, contact him for the solution because he will always have the answer. He's funny and charming, but the more he talks, you will begin to lose brain cells. He is a great a great and you can always count on him for adventures, but be smart because he sure isn't, he will instigate stupid adventures that sound fun at first but are horrible once in the midst. Overall, if you ever encounter a Jonathon, you're in for a lecture and lab class, all combined in one.
Me: I passed my exam, but I guessed in every problem.
Friend: You are such a Jonathon
I'm having trouble pay my bills, what would Jonathon do?
Life isn't as simple as a Jonathon makes it seem to be
Friend: You are such a Jonathon
I'm having trouble pay my bills, what would Jonathon do?
Life isn't as simple as a Jonathon makes it seem to be
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