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Jonathon

Jonathon loves AFL and he is very fucking skinny. He is white like a vampire and is super bloody tall. How does anyone get so tall *crying emoji insert here*

He's also gay ;)
"Bro that guy is sooooo skinny and tall!"
"Yea.. He must be a Jonathon"
by Yournanisyadad November 8, 2022
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Jonathon gigglesack

A really sick dude who has big muscles
Jonathon gigglesack has joined the experience
by Jonathon gigglesack October 23, 2022
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posh jonathon

A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.
Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."

"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
by qönathynn June 5, 2022
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Jonathon

legendary name of awesomeness, hot, and sexiness
Jonathon is hot OMG!!
by Jonathon the awesome name April 16, 2021
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Jonathon

A Very handsome boy that so mystery and appealing to other girls that find him so hot and Sweet that make other Girls drool all over him And want to be around him
Hey you heard of that new boy appear in school

Justin yeah that boy Jonathon I heard he from the wic called wickedtown at night
by Gotti_from_the_H October 6, 2025
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Jonathon

Now this some guy right here. You will hate him and love him all at the same time time, hate him more. If you ever encounter a problem, contact him for the solution because he will always have the answer. He's funny and charming, but the more he talks, you will begin to lose brain cells. He is a great a great and you can always count on him for adventures, but be smart because he sure isn't, he will instigate stupid adventures that sound fun at first but are horrible once in the midst. Overall, if you ever encounter a Jonathon, you're in for a lecture and lab class, all combined in one.
Me: I passed my exam, but I guessed in every problem.
Friend: You are such a Jonathon

I'm having trouble pay my bills, what would Jonathon do?

Life isn't as simple as a Jonathon makes it seem to be
by MR_WhatsIt2Ya November 23, 2021
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Jonathon

The true Jonathon
Subscribe to Jonathon's Paper SML Channel on YouTube. So Yeah
by An Astronomer February 27, 2023
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