JFK

The act of pulling out of your partner before cumming while doing them doggy-style and then hitting him or her in the back of the head with your jizz.

Randy and I were having sex last night and he came so hard he JFK'ed me when he pulled out.

by Arcadia Fallon October 18, 2011

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To take a daily, twenty minute nap.

I need to catch you after my JFK.
Where are you going? Duh, to JFK.
Improve your health when you JFK.
Chill, take your JFK.
Say word, JFKit

by kpeedy March 25, 2008

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A new hip acronym! Stands for Just Fucking Kidding!

Dude..you totally just slept with my girlfriend last night!!

Dude: WHAAT?!!

JFK!

by NikiWithOneK September 24, 2012

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Just Fucking Kidding

When you make a joke and some wasteman takes offence to it, completely killing the atmosphere.

So you say 'JFK'.

(homeboy) What do a silver medallist and a priest have in common?

(homegirl) I don't know.

(homeboy) They both came in a little behind.

(wasteman) pedophilia isn't funny

(homeboy) JFK

by ellensmells March 6, 2014

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An acronym given to a man who's name starts with the letter J who fucks kids.

Wow Jimbo, checking out my 8 year old sister. JFK J-F-K! J-F-K!

by aleister January 31, 2008

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Originating in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, the JFK experience is a common name for the in-game sniper rifle called the AWP. Using said item supposedly allows its user to inherit the skill of the fabled sharp shooter Lee Harvey Oswald, who for our non-United Statians was the man killed President John F. Kennedy. These supernaturally obtained abilities have yet to be explained by science, but local legend says the eternal spirit of Lee Harvey Oswald rests within any sniper given this lethal name.

lmao kek his AWP is named "The JFK Experience"

by Blekarz November 7, 2018

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