Floppy Diks

An intentional misspelling of Floppy Disk to give a pun to the Floppy Disk and a Floppy Male Genital, which is also misspelled as "Diks."

A Floppy Diks is used to store 1.4 Megabytes of data.
A Healthy Dik, however, can store hundreds of Terabytes of data.

by Liltle January 28, 2021

floppy cock

1. Having a larger than normal flaccid penis that flops around when you move.

2. Any penis in it's normal non erect state which flops.

When I get drunk I always have a floppy cock.

by Cappy1 May 8, 2005

Floppy Pickle

A penis; a pickle served at fast food restaurants.

-Oh ze floppy pickle in ze sandvich ohh ze mayonaise
-Damn they gave me a floppy pickle

by Popenduricecream January 30, 2004

dew floppy

male testicals,balls,or nuts

My dew floppys are very large.
My dew floppys itch.
the dew floppys are sore from bangin too much

by GAGT2 June 25, 2010

Floppy Horse

After your done blowing your load and your dick starts going limp.

ahhh.... baby im a floppy horse

by Vengeance June 5, 2005

floppy banana

When your dick is really floppy and you grab it at the base and slap people with it

“Hey baby want me to give you a floppy banana?”

by BigDickRichy December 23, 2017

floppy fuck

Having sex with a flaccid penis; also as a noun, an aquaintance who's fetish is going in soft.

"Alex is such a floppy fuck!"

by Jacked unicorn April 20, 2017