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A Current Affair

A show that was Maury when he freight-trained as it covered hard news, scandals and the shit from tabloids. It's the forerunner for the wordpress blog of the writer behind The Fandom Writer where he combined candid life with CBS News style reporting as his second incarnation of the blog the entries became more in depth. The show was the forerunner to Nancy Grace before she reported on vodka mom. The show started with Maury in the mid-1980s to 1990 then seen other hosts take the reigns in the 1990s. Geraldo Rivera didn't stray from his freight-training roots when he did his talk show but joined Fox News Channel he was coined disaster porn by gossip bloggers. The Cabbie Homicide writer took aim at Anderson Cooper when he was picking on fellow Glendale Heights resident, William Patrick Corgan. The tag #globalistshill was born.
Before Maury was addressing baby momma drama and lie detector tests, he was doing a show that freight-trained as he did hard news with A Current Affair. Noted for the hard 'ka-chung" and zoom sequence. When you have celebrities pissed at the pink blog drawing on your fucking mugshots in lewd ways, be more worried when a light blue blog turned light grey does a piece on you because he's indepth and busts the race liar.
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
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Current Man

A fictional character utilised to display the direction of current, force and magnetic field strength.
It also measures the attraction between two current males
Teacher: How do you work out the magnetic field strength
Student: I use current man, I also love penis
by imapoosey October 14, 2021
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Current Meta

A term that describe the things that are "hot" and trendy today. Being used very often while analyzing the most effective strategy for any game, but can also be used to describe the most popular, innovative and in a high demand items or ideas that everyone likes.
Dude 1: "Bruh! Every second girl on the street is wearing those back zipper jeans, what's up with that??"
Dude 2: "That's the hottest thing today, bruh! If you're a girl and you don't follow the Current Meta you're pretty much nobody"
by RolloBruh January 7, 2019
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current joys

a really good artist, go see their music NOW
“woah, have you heard current joys?”
“yeah, really good artist”
by pietrafisch December 2, 2023
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Cash Current

Dudes that get their cash by licking urinals in stadium bathrooms pant less while a crowd watches.
I think that dudes name should be Cash Current. He is licking the shit out of 100 urinals a day.
by Jacksonville Pizza King December 13, 2023
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Swift Current Broncos

The Swift Current Broncos are a WHL team based in Swift Current, Saskatchewan. For those who don’t know, they are essentially the worse version of the superior Moose Jaw Warriors. If you are one of those Broncos fans who get real loud whenever the Broncos score against the Warriors at the Mosaic Place, please shut up.
Asshole #1: “Hey, wanna go to the Swift Current Broncos game?”
Asshole #2: “Swift Current isn’t even in the playoffs, dumbass. Let’s go see the Warriors crush the overrated Winnipeg Ice.”
by Cool Dude (Real) April 22, 2023
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Current Blue

Do you like average indie music with subpar R&B influence?

Introducing indie post-R&B group Current Blue, known for their profound impact on the living room hyper-pop pop scene and connections to Kevin Bacon.

They are also accredited with the creation of the hydrogen powered vehicle, to much debate from cynics.
Current Blue really feasted on their last single!
by DoinksScoobs July 15, 2023
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