Cade

Your average middle schooler with balls the size of bowling balls who gets every girl in the school, he’s the kid who would stand up in the middle of the cafeteria and scream the n word as loud as he could not caring about the consequences he’s that one friend that has the strictest mom ever but doesn’t have a car in the world, his father also left him at a young age but he doesn’t let that keep him from being a fucking chad every day.

That kid right there is such a cade

by Penis pump69 June 10, 2022

cadee

the biggest simp ever she simps for her best friend sam and she loves her 10 times better than her friend cris . sam hates cris

person1: oh hey look it’s cadee
person2: oh cadee she’s such a simp for sam

by cadeeisachickenstrip1 November 23, 2021

Cade

You could commit suicide by jumping off of his ego and landing on his iq

Man, that guy is worse than a Cade

by Jesse bon von Hoover Schneider December 27, 2019

Cade

I’m a cade, I think I’m complete shit but people think I’m ok so that’s cool i guess

Cade: I’m gonna kill myself
Person: *doesnt care*
Cade: *actually tries to kill himself*
Person *HoLY ShIT ARe YoU OK I ThouGHT YOu WeRE J0kInG*

by CadeTheLoser March 20, 2019

Cade

The most sweetest guy ever! He will make you fall in love the moment that you meet him! He is the most hottest dude and all the girls like him. He is funny and is smart. Everyone thinks he is a hoe but when you get to know him cade is the one guy you dream of meeting.

Cade is the best guy ever

by Kaydenxe October 22, 2018

Cade

If you know a cade, unfriend him right now!

Get away from Cade!

by Jo motha September 30, 2020

Cade

To be a weird guy that thinks he is an all state receiver but really he is just an Allstate agent. And to have bacne

Look at that Cade over there eating donuts.

by Gegangen February 14, 2015