bollocker

{UK slang} a nitwit, hack, or general waste of DNA, who bumbles around uselessly like a pair of bollocks in the wind

Oi you spilled me pint, you nobby bollocker!

by Queefis Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings September 25, 2003

Bollocks

1 - Male Genitalia
2 - A word to express ones anger at something. Like shit, fuck or crap.

Oh bollocks! I caught my hand on some chicken wire!

by fiona Hillcox May 21, 2005

Bollocks

a language spoken extensively in the political arena

"that Tony Blair doesn't half talk bollocks"

by Article Bad Out May 14, 2003

Bollocks

6: When something is broken. (Use as fucked).

6: His PC is totally bollocksed up!

by Piro RoadKill October 7, 2003

Bollocks

An indication of bravery amoungs men!

That bastards got real bollocks!!

by Jonnie January 19, 2005

bollock

Something dogs can lick
A good telling off
Do bees have them?

"hey looks that doghs licking its own bollocks!!"
"You're gonna get the bollocking of your life you little bollock!"

by Guy March 29, 2005

bollocks

The UK uses the word 'Bollocks' as eyes.
If your ever complimenting someone, do say I like your bollocks

I love your Bollocks

by Maxxxson December 30, 2021