Handy Beej Three

A threesome involving only handjobs and blowjobs. Handy-Handjob, Beej (coming from the pronunciation of BJ as a word rather than two separate letters)- Blowjob

I just had a Handy Beej Three with these two girl. They both gave me head but we didn't have sex.

by WoodiWoodpecker December 15, 2012

Beej

The character Beetlejuice that is from the broadway musical. This Particular Beej is a sweet little demon boi who just wants a friend but everyone keeps leaving him, His mother Juno chose the booze, and Lydia his underage bride killed him right after bringing him alive. He is Played by the wonderful Alex Brightman who most members of the fandom would do anything to meet him and give Beej a hug.

Lydia: Hey Beej!
Beej: Lydia?
Lydia: What's wrong sugar lumps? Thought I wouldn't come back?
Beej: Well you literally jumped into hell to get away from me.

by _look_at_this_crib_ October 29, 2019

Beej

A cool dad with a swagger style

Omg! Look at that dad! He’s such a beej.

by Hskab November 12, 2020

Beej

“Sweet beej” “Fat beej” or just “Beej” depending on the state of your penis, is a shortened word to describe a blowjob.

Way-eye man, takin’ ol Sherrie up the gaff so I did, after she finished her cherrie brandy she does gave me the phat beej, so she did- so she did.

by Old Rat May 1, 2021

Beej

Blowjob.

Joe: I’m dying for a beej right now.

Jake: I could do with one too actually.

by Chris’s Atomic Nugson July 28, 2022

Beej Fubbis

A phrase used for especially hilarious jokes. It has higher levels of adjectivity/adverbtivity, such as "Beejer Fubbisis" and "Beejest Fubbisisis." Additionally, the funniest of funnis should be described in all caps.

This is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, prefix, suffix, literary device, and a good way to introduce any chronic spelling disorders.

"SO! YOU KHON HOWS THƏ MLON OSS FLET? BEEJ FUBBIS!! Ok done."

by Bruh_Box_Inc. December 25, 2021

beej

The Mikmaq translation of Penis.

They almost saw my beej!

by the-clit-commander March 24, 2022