bedtime funtime

alternate word for sleepover, meaning that sexual activities will take place.

phil: Hey! Would you like to come over for bedtime funtime?
janice: Why yes, I'd be delighted to!

by #brunogang April 3, 2020

bedtime-beats

masturbating right before you go to sleep

Man, I really need to lay off the bedtime-beats

by mgg528 July 7, 2011

Bedtime Loving

A term used to indicate to your partner you want intimate time before bed, or a time period where you would be sleeping

“Babe let’s get bedtime loving”

by Dums January 31, 2024

be my bedtime

when you want someone to be ur bestie but you're too scared to ask them.

Jim : be my bedtime?

Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime

by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 27, 2022

be my bedtime

when u want to be someone's bestie but you're too scared to ask them.

Jim : be my bedtime?
Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime!!

by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 27, 2022

Bedtime Bipolars

When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.

Kid: Where’s Mom?

Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.

by anonymous September 30, 2023

Bedtime Bipolars

When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.

Kid: Where’s Mom?

Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.

by anonymous September 30, 2023