Hydroerotic Asphyxiation - is a form of auto erotica asphyxiation. The subject places their head in a public restroom toilet while masterbating to deprive the subject of oxygen hightening the excitement and pleasure of the masterbater's experience.
A man was found half naked and unconscious in a stall of the JC Pennies men's room covered in water and semen with a subtle smile on his face. An obvious victim of Hydroerotic Asphyxiation.
by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025
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you don't have any... PLANS... do you?
why urban dictionary of all places anyway?
are you just being edgy?
whatever you're going through, i believe in you, hypothetical internet person.
you've survived 100% of your worst days. statistically, you can do this!
you don't have any... PLANS... do you?
why urban dictionary of all places anyway?
are you just being edgy?
whatever you're going through, i believe in you, hypothetical internet person.
you've survived 100% of your worst days. statistically, you can do this!
I've heard that inert gas asphyxiation is the least painful way to die, so my idiot sleep-deprived self wrote an Urban Dictionary definition to help people who were searching for it. I am fully aware that this idea is pointless.
by Mr. Twinkieface December 14, 2023
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Talent
20 yd range Instant 45 sec cooldown
Requires Death Knight
Lifts the enemy target off the ground, crushing their throat with dark energy and stunning them for 5 sec.
Buff
Asphyxiate Stunned.
5 seconds remaining
Spell Details Duration 5 seconds School
Physical Mechanic Stunned Dispel typen/a GCD category
Normal Cost None Range 20 yards (Short) Cast time
Instant
Cooldown 45 seconds
GCD Effect Apply Aura: Mod Stun Disable Gravity
PVP Multiplier: 1 Flags Cannot be used while shapeshifted
Does not require shapeshift
Allow Class Ability Procs
Nameplate Enemy Debuffs
Quick Facts
Class: Death Knight
Added in patch 7.0.3 "Legion"
Icon: ability_deathknight_asphyxiate
Talent
20 yd range Instant 45 sec cooldown
Requires Death Knight
Lifts the enemy target off the ground, crushing their throat with dark energy and stunning them for 5 sec.
Buff
Asphyxiate Stunned.
5 seconds remaining
Spell Details Duration 5 seconds School
Physical Mechanic Stunned Dispel typen/a GCD category
Normal Cost None Range 20 yards (Short) Cast time
Instant
Cooldown 45 seconds
GCD Effect Apply Aura: Mod Stun Disable Gravity
PVP Multiplier: 1 Flags Cannot be used while shapeshifted
Does not require shapeshift
Allow Class Ability Procs
Nameplate Enemy Debuffs
Quick Facts
Class: Death Knight
Added in patch 7.0.3 "Legion"
Icon: ability_deathknight_asphyxiate
"Aspyxiate":
A: I find your lack of air... amusing.
B: I find your lack of faith...disturbing...
C: ah! I don't believe in ancient religion.
D: For PvP use:
I find your lack of air... disturbing.
E: Turns the target into a living Piñata
F: "Darth Vaders the target turning them into a living punching bag for 5 seconds.
Functions as a silence if the target can resist the dark side!"
G: 'G'asphyxiate: I'll blow up your damn door, (emp) up your back-up, and "'g'^$%#/_/t/×1^73" ya bear'd sneek-spots. 'G'asphyxiate you, your clan, and those animals lurking out up over waiting at yards dude's place.
A: I find your lack of air... amusing.
B: I find your lack of faith...disturbing...
C: ah! I don't believe in ancient religion.
D: For PvP use:
I find your lack of air... disturbing.
E: Turns the target into a living Piñata
F: "Darth Vaders the target turning them into a living punching bag for 5 seconds.
Functions as a silence if the target can resist the dark side!"
G: 'G'asphyxiate: I'll blow up your damn door, (emp) up your back-up, and "'g'^$%#/_/t/×1^73" ya bear'd sneek-spots. 'G'asphyxiate you, your clan, and those animals lurking out up over waiting at yards dude's place.
by Dr. Ozdi3tr4pdi3 January 20, 2026
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