Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.
“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”
by pochitatel November 20, 2021
Get the Alp Tuna mug.Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.
“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”
by pochitatel November 20, 2021
Get the Alp Tuna mug.Although Alp is used as a masculine name in Modern Turkish, it was a title used for both men and women in Proto-Turkic. In the Khakas Turkic epic "Khuban Arig", this title represents being brave, valiant, and also having shamanic skills. Alps can travel between the worlds (middleworld, underworld, upperworld), talk with animals, and commune with the spirits of nature.
by sheeeeeeeshh November 20, 2021
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Get the Alp onguc mug.Something you say to mock a white twink who probably goes skiing or snowboarding or something similarly twattish because they're posh/rich.
Twink: Yeah, could you, like, hand me my North Face puffa? I need it because Father's taking me to Switzerland.
Normal person: Why, does it get chilly when you get bummed in the Alps?
Normal person: Why, does it get chilly when you get bummed in the Alps?
by penisshakes January 2, 2026
Get the Bummed in the Alps mug.(ALP) Effect - this is a crazy effect alp is from china and is Asian if u play with him u like to eat animals if u trio with him or do wagers with him u will turn into a china person u will also be very washed and get kicked out of a team and brag about being a discord mod. Also u turn very weird
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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