Watkins Middle School

some shitty school with some afro mf as the lunch ap and fights like every week and have to wear clear backpacks for no reason

person:you go to watkins middle school?

person:yeah it sucks

by watkins sucks🙏 September 10, 2021

watkins middle school

a school that has ten fights per month at least

person:yo did you see that watkins middle school fight?

person 2:which one? there’s a lot

by watkins sucks🙏 September 12, 2021

elizabeth watkins

that one weird girl from church everyone knows

person 1-hay do you remember elizabeth watkins

person 2-yup who could forget

by the insane persons cat March 6, 2022

Sammy Watkins

A football player

Hey dude have you heard of Sammy Watkins

by Dont ask you wont care May 15, 2021

ladue Horton Watkins high

Actually best school is Missouri
Better than Marquette

Much better than Clayton

Educates your children the CORRECT way

Ladue Horton Watkins High is the best.

by Poopymonkeybaby December 22, 2024

Watkins

Adjective used to describe complete fuckwittery..

Verb an occurance, accidental or not, that causes things to break or go wrong.

It usually occurs when other people accompanying a Watkins might have suggested using a trolley or by the saying "be careful".

Example 1. "I hardly touched those plates the box was heavy it was Watkinsed"

by FestieFofS October 14, 2025

The Watkins

The Watkins is the act of someone being passed out in the back of a car and driving them to a neighborhood that they are unfamiliar with and leaving them sleeping locking the car and abandoning them. This is usually done in a rideshare van and can only be done to people that are completely oblivious to their surroundings. Extra points if it is over Statelines.

Did you hear that Jon Pulled off The Watkins on Greg? Poor bastard had to call his ex wife to find him and pick him up.

by Richard McStuffins November 22, 2025