Worthless Dumb Guy (WDG)

The one person in the team who is extra worthless when compared to the other members in the team.

According to Dilbert, the WDG might seem completely competent in a different context, but

in your group he is a chimp.

Russell will act as a Worthless Dumb Guy (WDG) for our project

by mlevit March 22, 2010

worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts

Utterly and completely worthless; completely valueless.

Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.

Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!

by Rawhyde & Bubba June 19, 2007

worthless fucking ree ree

what a person is considered when they have never clutched once fucking ever.

Yuri is a worthless fucking ree ree.

by Clutz February 14, 2006

Worthless as two pennies on a ant-hill.

Ambiguation; One being even more than completely worthless, making no sense.

"Thud is bout as worthless as two pennies on a ant-hill."

by DoctoraJames25 September 27, 2019

Worthless as two tits on a bore hog

Something worthless or has no value.

Cramer: Look at this car mom.
Mom: It's a ford, its as Worthless as two tits on a bore hog!
Cramer: your right, I'll stick with Chevy's!

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

Law of worthless teachers

the more you fit this category below the more useless the teacher/professor is to society.
1. number of kids about to fall asleep
2.number of kids absent
3. number of kids who goes to the restroom
4. number of kids who fail your class
5. number of kids who hates you <BIG ONE>
6. number of kids who drops out the first week of class

ex. JOHNNY was sleeping in class with 5 of his buddies. the teacher did nothing. He was so tired of teaching that he walked out to take a ciggy in the bathroom. half the class ditched the teacher to by KFC and watermelon on the side of the street just outside the school.

TEACH fits the Law of worthless teachers

by KFCmanagerLilice June 8, 2019