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Human velocity

Human velocity is only 4 years old, and currently the youngest person ever.
-My name is human velocity

-you are the youngest person ever!
by penisballs08 June 26, 2025
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Velocities

“Velocities” is a term for speeding up and slowing down clips from shows, movies, etc with music over it.
“I spent hours editing the velocities for this Beyonce dancing edit”
by Undisclosedbarbie September 8, 2025
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Decision velocity

The rate of speed and fervor a person brings forth when coming to a conclusion
The depth of one's decision velocity becomes apparent when multitasking
by anonymous September 10, 2025
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Pi Velocity

The ability to quickly and effectively come up with new and creative ideas on or about the number π that are both useful and practical.
Pi velocity measures one’s capacity to produce the most number of pi results in the least amount of time, which occurs when there are minimal creative barriers and sufficient time spent on the math project.
by Numerati October 11, 2025
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turdinal velocity

When a piece of feces is ejected from the anus at such a rate that it explodes into pieces of shrapnel upon hitting, usually the back, of the toilet.
Oh Shit! literal shit; everywhere. That one hit turdinal velocity.
by jpry May 21, 2024
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Velocity

Something/Someone that is the best in video games comp scene
BRO YOUR VELOCITY
by Danduerango June 21, 2022
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