Dirty Shepard

The act of vomiting and using said vomit for lube to Jack off with; then vomiting a second time in pure disgust with yourself.

I came across an accident scene the other day and saw a hot chick with two broken legs on the ground. Confused with my feelings, I gave myself a dirty shepard.

by SoiledDove October 3, 2023

alex shepard

the best boyfriend ever like wow
he’s quite weird but funny affff 😍😍

everyone: woah do you go out with alex shepard

me: yeahh

everyone: wow ur lucky bruh

by pineapplesarepeng1234 October 28, 2019

alan shepard

To pull an Alan Shepard is to cheat on your significant other but play it off like the total badass that you are.

“Dude I just pulled an Alan Shepard”

“What do you mean by that”

“I just cheated on my wife and I didn’t lose any friends because of it”

by Tyrone V. Biggums November 5, 2020

Shepard's cane

Something to keep the sheep in line.

He used kung fu and a shepard's cane on you?

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

shepard's delight

when you go to bed at night with a red head going down on you

last night that ginger chick stayed over and i had shepard's delight

by charlie chimdale September 7, 2022

Derek Shepard

Best neurosurgeon in Seattle. Honestly toxic but he is “mcdreamy” sooo. Meredith’s husband. ALSO Meredith + Derek = Merder
Derek is toxic when he doesn’t get what he wants. However if verbally he is amazing and kind.

I am I love with Derek Shepard
They were the great love story, I mean that girls heart beat for Derek Shepard. It just never occurred to me that she would ever be with anyone else.

by Beienuenusbsb January 10, 2022

Alan b shepard

Autistic school where most kids act baked and are nic addicts or the rest are skipping in the b wing where there is the most security but 0 people go in the bathroom, also the extreme double standards by the teachers is truly amazing, lots of smuck up white rich kids that think they know it all but will never engage in a fight, the fights are meh besides the one edgar mexican that only wants to fight yes mf im talkin bout u every fight ur in it, fuck mr kane that gay old nigga gave me a 3 hour.

Alan b shepard:

Cmon bro lets skip I got some nic
Nah im good
Cmon man x3

by Mexican mf April 14, 2022