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Splurge Turded

When you’re going number 2 and you can’t stop pooping.
Man, I just splurge turded so much in that bathroom, it wouldn’t stop!
by Weird mind person January 26, 2019
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Splurge

Over abundance or excessive abundance of a substance
I splurged a nerd into her dark side of the moon. Right towards the glory hole
by Biglollipoppin' February 11, 2019
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Oh good heavens im about to splurge

A thing you say when your about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.
*Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."
by Isator November 14, 2023
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oh good heavens im about to splurge

Something you say when you are about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.
Person 1:Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.
by Isator November 14, 2023
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Splurge

What happens when you knob jolt. (to cum in an erratic way)
I just knob jolted, it made me splurge
by EthanLock January 6, 2024
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splurge

splurging is when you jack so hard you cum everywhere
“Oh! I just splurged everywhere! Time to clean it up with some tissues!”
by knivesirl January 15, 2024
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Splurge

To cum, but in csgo
IM GONNA SPLURGE
by GelatoJerald September 24, 2022
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