Apology Reflex

Someone who makes a harsh joke directed at another person, but then is quick to apologize and beg for forgiveness - losing his friends respect for his joke(s) in the process. The ultimate sign of someone with no balls.

Joe: Damn Kevin, I can't tell if that's your mom or a hippo.
Kevin: Wow Joe, you're an ass.
Joe: Shit man I'm sorry, I was just kidding... Let me buy you a new car.

Friends: *shake heads* Look, his apology reflex is acting up again.

by Mocha Suthers April 29, 2014

Reflex Thoughts

When you see someone and your subconscience (or conscience?) automatically thinks (BIG NOSE/EYES TOO CLOSE/UGLY/FAT/OLD/BALD/GAY/etc. repetitively until the person is out of your sight.

Joe was watching the News and his reflex thoughts were spamming his mind with offensive terms until the camera showed someone with slightly smaller ears.

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by AverageJoe82 October 23, 2013

reflex punch

An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.

Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)

by Charliecamelcase December 17, 2017

gaga reflex

The time it takes someone to dance after hearing lady gaga music

My bf's gaga reflex was too damn quick when paparazi played on spotify.

by Whitexican January 29, 2017

Streamer's Reflex

Blocking out the N-word or other words that might get you banned on streaming platforms by making gibberish noises.

"Sorry about my uncontrollable noise spasm after that joke, it was my Streamer's Reflex."

by FL4ym3Burn January 22, 2020

Meme Reflex

Saving any image(s), regardless of how funny it is, on a device, without any thought in doing so, due to being used to saving many memes on a device.

Person 1: For some reason I sometimes save random photos on my phone without even thinking.
Person 2: Its the meme reflex.

by Salty Llama April 7, 2020

Female-Reflex

It's the natural instinct of human female specimens to worry about which dress to chose for an event and to chase their partner to pick a dress for them too

"So, in 3 weeks you will have your exam and you want me to come with you... should I dress in an elegant way or..."
"Oh gosh, I have no idea how to get dressed" *visible freak out*
"Damn, I triggered your female-reflex, didn't I?"

by eternalFuri June 21, 2020