Putin's Retreat

A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.

My boss invited us over for dinner. I really don't want to go because he's a psychopath and I know that it's going to end up being another Putin's Retreat.

by xavi_danger July 26, 2022

Tactical Retreat

To run away due to being over powered.

“HEY! Let’s Tactical Retreat this COD lobby. It smells like a negative KD!” - Ben

by CODRAGERSANONYMOUS October 27, 2022

Balkan Retreat

A euphemism for someone’s arse, posterior, anus, or shitter. Popular amongst the armed forces deployed to sort out the whole collapse of Yugoslavia schemozzle. (See also Garry Glitter)

She totally pegged him, took him right up the Balkan Retreat.

So I said to him for your birthday we’re doing something special, you can enter my Balkan Retreat.

by The Big Effin’ Gee May 12, 2021

Tranquil Retreat

When someone has a self help remedy that they try to enforce on you.

I have the best way to live, says Sam.

You should definitely do exactly what I do.

Don’t try and tranquil retreat me, says Jarrod.

by Neo boy June 4, 2024

Gungan Retreat

The Gungan Retreat is a sacred sex position, typically done in college or possibly after. It is basically where you have sex in the missionary position, but you do it on a roommates bed. If you are not the one living in dorm, house, or apartment, and you are doing it in your partner’s roommate’s bed, then you are still participating in the Gungan Retreat.

Doer: “Yeah me and Sally did the Gungan Retreat last night!”

Roommate: “Were you at our apartment!?”

Doer: “Nah don’t worry, we were at hers”

by Gunther Swag April 2, 2024

Guilty retreat

Refers to the act of a person leaving a conversation or blocking notifications on a thread without supplying evidence to support their unfounded, unsupported moronic statement.

Hahahaha, a guilty retreat, they've got nothing. Fool!

by PYR0S March 21, 2024