I will not be making a purchase

When you’re not gonna @ someone. Avoiding conflict, or simply avoiding something.

Kylie: “ I ate cereal with milk and it changed my life”

Fred: “I will not be making a purchase”

by Dog-Anesthesiologist September 21, 2018

maximum purchase

To have the most inquenchable grip on reality and the spliff in hand.

Louie mouth had maximum purchase on bong rip

by Boarhunt Bashers January 15, 2023

That requires gold to purchase

An item that the shop keeper says if it requires gold to purchase

Arthur: I'll buy this
Shopkepper: that requires gold to purchase that sir

An item that the shop keeper says if it requires gold to purchase

That requires gold to purchase

by Braymanno February 3, 2023

That requires gold to purchase

An item that requires gold to purchase

Arthur: can I buy this?
Shopkeeper: That requires gold to purchase

by Braymanno February 3, 2023

purchase

A word used by big companies that defines something you pay money for and then maybe get to keepit

company: Pay to purchase* this movie.
*We can take it away anytime tho.

by Fortatech December 27, 2023

The Louisiana Purchase

An orgy or meeting between an overweight man and woman, a slender man, one jar of Jif Peanut Butter, a dog, and a family size box of Popeyes

Oh, we went to Gary’s house last night and participated in The Louisiana Purchase

by HotCosby05 January 21, 2024

candy bar purchase

Its a small purchase, verifying everything is working.

I made a candy bar purchase to make sure my card was working

by MyGirlRy April 30, 2023