numpty

numpty (numpti) noun, col, nowt in, empty One who makes it so apparent to the average motorist that they are completely unsuited to the technology and complexity of guiding a vehicle on the Queens highway that they should be stopped, dragged from that vehicle, slapped about the head with a copy of the highway code and made to use public transport.

Thus making said Queens highway more accessable to Pistonheaders

see also: muppet

by apache January 6, 2004

numpty

A Lincolnshire inbred local yokel

Go to Lincolnshire theres loads of em!

by Richard February 6, 2003

numpty

Someone with the surname Murphy who tries all day to piss everyone off.

Phil, you are a numpty.

by Denumptificator July 18, 2003

numpty

A dopey northerner

Paul Robinson is a numpty

by Ashley Wilson October 7, 2003

numpty

a person who is silly /bit is a idiot

ginga ya numpty!!!!!!!

by leane December 28, 2005

numpty

a realy stupid silly person

'hahahahahaha ur such a numpty'said bitch fries funnily.

by Ackass September 25, 2005

Numpty

A very small person much like the last in the series of russion nesting dolls. The small people tend to have long curly blond hair and suck there thumbs a little more than they should considering there at uni.

Rhiannon is a dumb Numpty who sucks her thumb.

by Neal Hugedong April 28, 2008