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Middle School

One of the many, many things that proves that if there is a god he's an asshole, The place where sweet innocent children turns into demons and other disturbing creatures
*John Before Middle School*
John: Mom can I have some money so buy some candy I'll do extra chores for an entire month!

*John After Middle School*
John: Yo Mom! give me some money so I can take my slutty girlfriend to the movies!
by Tripleh June 14, 2013
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A fucking prision
Hey you are in middle school? Good luck
by Weekeleeks April 4, 2015
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The result of stuffing 400 hormonal teens into a common area. Usually referred to as living hell.
Today I have to go to middle school where Lisa will probably have another period leak and I'll get verbally abused. Fun times.
by crazytrisgirl September 10, 2015
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torture Middle school is usually grades 6th~8th and it usually is torture. The worst is 6th, everyone judges you and then in 7th it’s okay, everyone is insecure and cringy, then 8th is also okay because it is usually your last year at that school.
School district: HOW CAN WE MAKE MIDDLE SCHOOL THE WORST?!
School district 5 seconds later: *the middle school we have today*
by Garlicbread112233 November 18, 2018
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by Zig Love July 14, 2017
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The place where you lose the meaning of life and humanity. You go in happy and ready to "find yourself", but you come out looking like someone from orange is the new black.
MOM! PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO MIDDLE SCHOOL! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?
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3 years of hell (sometimes maybe two or four).
let me just list em:
1. Snitches patrol the whole campus
2. empty nicotine juice bottles everywhere
3. You get in trouble for bull shit
4. Test scores are easily messed up
5. Teachers have favorites
6. Lunch is a fucking rip off
7. 6th graders start to flirt with 8th graders (mostly 6th grade hoes)
8. Annoying "popular" group of people that always climb on top of each other to feel good, when they still feel like shit
9. Un-developed losers that haven't even hit puberty, yet tease you for being flat
10. Bunch of people go through the emo phase (trust me, it's real)
11. Teachers have no mercy
12. The school bus is full of ass farts
13. Boys get fuck boy hair styles over the summer
14. PE sucks
15. Parents overreact on your grades

Enjoy!
Incoming 6th grader: "oh my gosh, i am never gonna swear, i will also be myself for middle school."

8th grader: "shut your bubble gum dum dum lookin ass the fuck up."
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