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Matteo

Matteo is a bocchinaro.
Matteo if ur reading this, suck my dick.
Raga Matteo (tassi) è proprio un bukkino’
‘Si fra concordo’
by t0more November 21, 2021
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Matteo

Matteo is the type of guy who at first might seem like an idiot but after knwing for a while you start to realize just how smart he is but oooooh no we haven't finished yet.....

He has an extremely large penis wich can pleasure any girl at her maximum not only that but he has some 8 pack abs and can cook better than gordon ramsay he loves cats is caring and loving and probably had more girls than most men in the world.

if you know a guy called Matteo you should straight up ask him out and or try to fuck him.

Altho he is secretely attracted to boys but does everything to hide it.
i love my Matteo
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Is better than Olof at mobile games and at least a hundred times better at Mario Kart
„Matteo is better than Olof"
by onlytruthnofake November 14, 2021
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I love Matteo
by adfcsdfc March 14, 2023
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matteo esiste
by zxn9b January 17, 2023
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Amani + Matteo

Amani and Matteo are the best duo. Their chemistry and energy is unmatched compared to anything else. If you see them, they’re always glowing together. They love each other unconditionally and I think everyone wants to have something like them. An amazing couple that you never see ending, and it never will.
by Curlymatteo December 29, 2023
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Has a massive dumpy, Bigger that the trees, bigger than the grass, larger than the sun, with more girth than the solar system, and more giant than you could ever imagine.
Man That guy Matteo has such a big massive dump truck.
by bobbyloverxoxo October 30, 2023
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