when you creampie your partner and tell her to clinch her bootyhole for a while then suck the nut out her ass, and chugging it like mouthwash. then spit the nut on her face.
by Real Soft Nigga October 31, 2017
Get the Sacramento Mouthwash mug.A sexual act where one deficates, urinates, and cums into the others mouth, who then swishes it around and spits it back into the first partner’s mouth like a mother bird.
by dingalingaling420 June 14, 2020
Get the Kentucky Mouthwash mug.Used by probationers who aren't allowed to drink alcohol to explain why they fail breathalyzers. Similar to the toothpaste defense, the cough syrup defense, and the hand-sanitizer defense, the latter of which only applies to ETG tests (Urine alcohol tests).
Probation officer: You failed your breathalyzer.
Probationer: I didn't drink alcohol, I just used mouthwash before I came here.
Probation Officer: That's the mouthwash defense. It's bullshit and you know it. You're going to jail.
Probationer: I didn't drink alcohol, I just used mouthwash before I came here.
Probation Officer: That's the mouthwash defense. It's bullshit and you know it. You're going to jail.
by Lupara2012 August 1, 2012
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Get the Tennessee Mouthwash mug.When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and she swishes it around or holds it in her mouth for a bit before spitting it out.
by demidag January 18, 2022
Get the Creamy Mouthwash mug.when a female gargles fresh arabian male cum to start the mourning and doesn't brush her teeth that day.
by bakscrache October 19, 2006
Get the arabian mouthwash mug.Friend: Whats this yellow stuff on the counter?
You: Dont drink that its lemon mouthwash! Im using it on inlaws later!
You: Dont drink that its lemon mouthwash! Im using it on inlaws later!
by Xandacommanda December 3, 2010
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