Lum

A combination of LEAN and Cum

Friend one: I’m going to make some Lum later want to help?

Friend two: I LOVE LUM

by Sandwich131313 April 6, 2022

lum

an irish dumbass in the kkh community

show me your lum :MikeyLikey: :PlottingPork:

by cal with a lum March 25, 2022

Lum

A person who works in refineries and plants that isn’t worth a shit as an employee. A useless person that talks more shit than a politician.

1. A Lum is a guy from the Midwest usually of small stature 5’5” or below. Typically wears a handlebar mustache and brags about said mustache because it’s the biggest thing attached to his body (small phallic member)

2. A Lum can also be considered a Mexican that’s really not a Mexican but claims to be a Mexican while consuming Blue Moon and Budlight beers and overdosing on steroids in order to overcome his lack of Spanish speaking abilities and also lack of penis size.

by PDT4 October 21, 2021

Lum

A term used to describe someone who will easily blow away in the wind

*50 MPH wind*

“Oi Lum don’t go outside today or you might get blown away by the wind”

by Anonymous444466 March 8, 2022

Lum

Onomatopoeia for the noise made when performing analingus.

She went crazy when I lummed her butt.

by Dylan_Morgan July 15, 2025

hap lum

the sacramental symbolic baptism of a feline mammal in the Catholic Church; the act of baptizing a cat

Sister Mary Theresa! My pet cat Rutabaga will receive hap lum today! Rutabaga will now make it to heaven! Yay!

by TacoBear2000 December 4, 2025

Lum

Lum is the purest hearted human. He cares for everyone and would never make you feel left out. He’s always making you laugh. This man has got some dance moves up his sleeves so don’t be alarmed. Afteralll his names translates to ‘river’ so he definitely has rhythm. If you’re lucky enough for him to be your boyfriend, he’ll make you feel like the only girl in the world. His only weakness is that he is extremely ticklish, like super-hypersensitive ticklish, so be careful otherwise you’ll unleash the hulk.

Elsa: omg Lum got me a telfeezy he’s the best
Elsa: Lum is my favourite person <3
Lum: cos im an island boii

by torina shelda November 23, 2021