Is a big eyed scruffy creature known to cause Shenanigans. It dwells in the state of New York and likes to be lazy. When it's not lazy it travels to cedar point. The loftness is forever alone.
The loftness has stared awkwardly at the cashier while waiting for his food. The workers did not know how to react.
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Guy #1: "You stayin at the Hyatt again?"
Guy #2: "Nah. I'm hittin the Lofts on Pearl for the same price!
Guy #2: "Nah. I'm hittin the Lofts on Pearl for the same price!
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I was fucking Bobbi Jo when dad burst in and sister and I went to the finish and dad got the Kentucky hay loft to the face.
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by State College December 23, 2023
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Be cautious when dealing with Mark; he's known as a "loft ninja" around here. He has a history of lying, stealing, and cheating to get ahead, so it's best not to trust him with important matters.
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