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Labour Government

An extremely painful experience, similar to a lobotomy, that is likely to last up to 5 years, with mind numbing levels of taxation on workers and employers alike. The concept was started by some oddball called Ramsay MacDonald who was Prime Minister of a Labour minority government in 1924, but fortunately that bunch of losers only lasted for 9 months - phew! The second occasion that Ramsay MacDonald led a Labour Government between 1929 and 1931 conditions were so bad, it was called the Great Depression!
Yes, amazingly there's some bloke down our pub, who know's someone, who's friend's mother-in-law actually voted for this Labour Government - I know I didn't believe it either!
by Wasitpolad October 31, 2024
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Labour is the source of all wealth

A statement uttered by Marxists infected by the spectre of Lassalle. This notion completely ignores the fact that nature contains use-values, which Marx notes in his "Critique of the Gotha Programme". (quite literally the first page)
Person 1: "Labour is the source of all wealth"
Person 2: "Lassalle, you je-
by AgainstTransHate June 26, 2024
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Labour

If you vote for Labour, you might as well be living in China or North Korea considering you're basically stripped of free speech and privacy. You can't even share a joke meme on Facebook without being arrested.
by UltimateDoge May 4, 2025
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Canned Labour

White Guy: Damn bro, only 5 dollars? For some Canned Labour? What a steal!
by Mechinia June 7, 2022
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