smack loin

Jacking off

Amier and zaire each other’s smack loin every single day

by Therealfgd October 23, 2017

calm your loins

A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).

"Hey, hold my beer!"

"Bro, calm your loins."

by mjpants April 23, 2017

ablazed loins

When ones private parts burn for another

Girl 1: “he’s soooo hot!”
Girl 2: “you’ve got to have ablazed loins!”

by Fuckerfromtexas November 19, 2017

loin coin

loin coin

loin coin

by sigma_grinder69 September 16, 2021

Loine

A person who has very moisturized skin and is in someway clean

Eveline: Have you seen Andre. He is Loine

Janice: What! I didn’t know that

by MosheLeFat June 9, 2021

Loin Loneliness

This term refers to going over a long dry spell or virginity by choice, not your choice.

Sorry I was kinda an ass. been having a case of loin loneliness.

by Carmel Schmitty March 21, 2011

Sirr loin

Sirr loin is one of the rarest types of man meat. Sweet, tender and juicy yet so tough at the same time.

That sirr loin is delicious even if it is hard to swallow

by Tröuble January 7, 2019