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Mystery Logger

A person who sinks a monster deuce in a communal toilet, but doesn't flush it or use toilet paper, leaving the Loch Ness Log for others to see.
by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019
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Kentucky Logger

A sexual maneuver where one individual poops into another individuals butthole, usually via a short tube. The second individual then clenches their ass muscles in order to poop back into the first persons butt. This process can be repeated as many times as desired.
Me and Jason pulled a Kentucky Logger for about half an hour last night.
by xX420DaddyT69Xx November 28, 2019
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one-logger

When you gotta take a big shit, and you drop it all in one steamy log, rather than many shits. Its glorious and sought after by many cultures. Some say it's where the term "holy shit" derives from. A one-logger must be chosen by God, and cannot be artificially induced, thus banning the faux-logger.
ex 1)

Guy1: hey man, i just dropped a one-logger!
Guy2: HOLY SHIT dude no way, u snap any pics?
Guy1: OFC, wanna see?
Guy2: Ive never seen anything so glorious.. what was it like..

ex2) the tweet:
Yo twitter, i just dropped a one-logger. #YOLO
by Jacob Longfloor February 26, 2012
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loggers

a definition mostly used by mine crafter, Tommy Innit. First used in Logstedshire after Tommy was exiled from the SMP.
"Oh Tommy, here are some pity tools for you."
"NO! I DON'T WANT THIS. YOU AREN'T VERY LOGGERS!"
by acidcrate December 22, 2020
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Loggers

"man, that is loggers"
"don't you mean poggers?"
"nah, im in the pchaxwithmax discord. its loggers now"
by toshinight December 26, 2020
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German Logger

This is a person fascinated with inserting the weights from cuckoo clocks up their cloacus because they like the way it feels.
The only thing that makes a German logger happier than entering a cuckoo clock store is exiting a cuckoo clock store.
by Uberdyke April 14, 2021
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viper image logger

its on top yk lol
ummm viper image logger is fucking good
by estonianguy November 14, 2022
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