john lau

gay guy but straight

john lau is not gonna BRO UP with you

by bro up October 3, 2020

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Lau

Lau is a 6'5 ft ghe from tonga yeuuhhh

Lau is like jason taumalolo

by SamoanHorse November 24, 2021

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Cyrus Lau has been known by many names throughout the years, but most notable among them are the rizzler, the rizzinator, rizzasaurus rex, and most famous of all “Cyrizz”. The peak of his rizz is comparable to some of the 7 wonders of Sentinel like the Great Shafidi’s Nose and Ivan zy vf fang’s hidden hair. This rizz incarnate’s height is also unofficially known as the 8th wonder, as it is a wonder that it is humanly possible to be that short. He can often be found spending his spare time either doing tricks on Ms Hart’s dick or getting pegged and dominated by his taller gf. His catch phrase “chhhhhhiiilllll” is ear grating and it has been reported that people that hear it permanently suffer from depression and a variety of other mental illnesses.

It’s Cyrus Lau, the rizzasaurus rex.

by The Rizzler’s Prophet June 7, 2023

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lau

prettiest, funniest, most intelligent, amazing, showstopping, breathtaking gf in the whole wide universe!!!

az: man i’m just so lucky to be dating lau
agathe: ikr!! she’s the prettiest, funniest, most intelligent, amazing, showstopping, breathtaking gf in the whole wide universe!!!

by vmnesie January 5, 2023

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Naomi Lau

A type of girl that shows happiness in public but vice versa in private.need someone to comfort her, matured thinking, doesn't waste time in pointless thing like relationship,looks does play part in her opinion but personality can top it
Her partner is so lucky

Girl 1:look at naomi,she seems so happy
Girl 2:are you sure,she might be hiding her happiness? She's Naomi Lau right?

by GRIZZLYBEAR03 November 22, 2021

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