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Kimchi

Something that if it was invented in North America or Europe, people all around the world would agree is worse than 9/11. But, since it's Korean, Koreaboos all over the world rejoice in how somebody like 500 years ago shat in a cabbage and dyed it pinkish red.

Seriously if you actually eat this garbage why don't you order one of those farts in a jar from a creepy website.

Oh I'm so closed minded and uncultured shiver me timbers people obsessed with Korea on the internet disagree with my opinion so they play the "culture" card.
The man who invented kimchi: Oh no! The cabbage is rotten! What will we do now!
Some nutjob: Just say the cabbage "fermented".
Koreaboo: I'll take your entire stock.
by leo123456 December 8, 2023
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san kimchi

this guy is goofy as hell, and whateva he says or does is zesty
bro why u being zesty, stop acting like san kimchi
by goofyahhchalebruh August 23, 2023
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Kimchi

A person that can never be hated, but hates the entire humankind. A sensitive dummy who can break your bones if you mess up. Laughs without making any sounds. A rare species found near latitude 19.0760°N.
You wish you had a friend like Kimchi, too bad she is in love with a rock.
by iamtherockwhoismentioned July 10, 2022
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Kimchi Kim

A person that can never be hated, but hates the entire humankind except for a rock. A friend with a lively and annoying personality everyone wishes to have.
You wish you had a person like Kimchi Kim in your life , too bad she is taken with a rock.
by iamtherockwhoismentioned June 4, 2022
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I have kimchi

When a woman is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants.
Boy: hey want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have Kimchi
by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2021
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I have kimchi

When a woman discretely wants to tell you she is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants
Boy: want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have kimchi
by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2021
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Kimchi Bowl

by Goomba420 March 29, 2023
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