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Kanye: The JM
by Assboy35 September 18, 2025
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JM Welsh Gaff

When someone says “sex” when they meant to say “Success” or vice versa. Originating from Popular YouTuber JackSucksAtLife who made this mistake in the now infamous “Poor Jack” moment
Interviewer Laura Rutledge had a JM Welsh Gaff this week when she asked Coach Saban how he dealt with “all the sex he been having lately,” when she meant to ask about his success late in the season.
by 010Rusty December 10, 2025
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JM

A unique name for a wonderful guy.
Him: You know JM?
Her: yeah he is such a wonderful guy
by Zer0J November 22, 2021
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Jm is a sexy looking tellytubby. Mosstly very nice and caring buy make sure you watch out for jm on a night out. Jm becomes a creature and has one goal which is to get with a anything that moves.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Jm

The man who gives his all.

He’s the most understanding, most caring, most loving and most giving person on this earth. He may not open up in the beginning, but once he is comfortable enough, he will flood you with so much of his hidden personality. From afar he may seem mysterious and quiet, but beneath that wall of protection is an overwhelming complex creature. He has a soft heart, which makes him yield incredible empathy towards others. He’s the type of guy that makes you smile uncontrollably just by looking at him. His love language consists of intimate time with passionate hugs and gentle touch. He’s a classic romantic that will shower you with flowers, gifts, food and more, without being asked to. HE JUST DOES IT.

He knows what he’s doing, even when it’s his first time doing it. Everything comes naturally to him, but he’s humble about all his gifts and talents, humble to the extent that he’s completely naive about his level of talents and skills. Jm never gives up. He’s ambitious and capable of anything he wants. His determination doesn’t come from himself but from the happiness of the person he loves, who he’ll do anything for.

Jm is the man of every hopeless romantics dream. The love of my life and the man I will marry.
I looked at Jm. His dark eyes glowed in the sunlight, like fresh, melting honey in the summer. I felt my cheeks crease and my eyes squint as I can’t help but smile like an idiot… Fuck. I love him.
by milkimoon November 23, 2021
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me- where did you go last night
her- I went home. and fell asleep
me- oh okay jms
by anonymous June 29, 2024
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JMS Jacob

A terrifying man, who's musk will blow you away
the name stands for Jerk My Self by the way...
JMS Jacob is such an ass
JMS Jacob has nice eyes
by Destoryer10153 April 8, 2024
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