Jacques

The idiot of life, he is useless.

he has the smallest dick

oh look its a stupid idiot a Jacques

by Fiery1710 September 17, 2020

Jacques

A poop lord

Oh my, he's such a Jacques

by Jecques October 20, 2020

Jacques

Jacques a badass player who doesn't play by the rules

Jacques is a badass

by Savage101 March 29, 2017

Jacque Syndrome

The inability to do anything, most commonly used in skateboarding culture. Word based off of the famous Jacque.

Daniel: "Holy shit man I can't land this trick and I t makes me want to keep tre flipping st the top of a stair set"

Leon: "Looks like you got a case of Jacque syndrome dude!"

by Realistnig July 4, 2017

filthy jacques

Similar to a dirty sanchez, during anal when your dick is covered in feces, pull out and smear it under her nose and top lip area while eating a croissant.

I was with this chick last night and she told me she wanted me to give her a Filthy Jacques.

by Orgazmo77 December 14, 2020

Jacques

Great at everything, 100/10 for looks, better than Dylan at baseball

Jacques is the best

by NotJacques4328 November 21, 2021

Jacques

There is probably only a handful people on earth with that name, since only the female version is known by most people. Besides many different skills, that he forgets all the time, a major skill of him is believing his own lies. According to that, a Jacques often doesn't like to tell the full truth, since he is afraid of hurting themselves or others. Their only weakness is calling them a liar, because the only thing they want to retain by this action is peace. Be kind to a Jacques and he will be kind to you.
Bababouie.

Jacques really can play the piano very well.
Have you seen Jacques today?

by Wise man 65 November 21, 2021