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Something that has gone PRETTY FUCKING DOWNHILL the last few years, at first it was a place where you could say whatever the fuck you wanted and no one got offended.. It was pretty damn great, but nah now everyone is more sensitive than a fucking throbbing clit and it's fucking depressing, no one can take a joke nor can anyone fathom the fact that everyone has a different opinion.
Sensitive Kid: LMAO FAM LETS PLAY SOME AMONG US
Other guy: Ew no Among us is overrated and stinky
Sensitive Kid: KASKJASKJAKJASK IM GONNA DOX YOU TONIGHT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Other guy: Man the internet is pretty fucking gay nowadays
by idc about your opinion November 30, 2020
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Thee who oposes thy lord, without cable thy shall fail. With 56k they shall fall, where art thou oc-192.
by Brad July 29, 2003
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1.An entity consisting of over 9000 million servers connected with one another. Its purpose is to host and distribute information and to make communication easier.

2.Serious business
The internet is serious fucking business! Don't forget it, bitch!
by PresidentMudkip July 14, 2011
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The best thing made since electricity...

The Internet is like a second Earth where people are better than in RL
by Finalword May 1, 2007
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The Inner lining inside of your swim trunks which helps keep your ballsack warm and dry. You "Log" onto your internet by urinating inside of your trunks in fear.
Marge: How are the kids going to get home?
Homer: I dunno. Internet?
by G-Union July 7, 2003
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Basically, a gigantci porography add,with a few World of Warcraft forums to mix things up. Urban Dictionary is here too, but only nerds look at that crap.
Hey Frank, what are you going to do on the internet?

Oh, I was gonna play WoW, then masturbate to some porn!

Yeah, so your not gonna check out Urban Dictionary?

What? Do I look like a loser to you?
by Waqcku June 3, 2005
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The place where man are man, woman are man, and little girls are FBI agents
9yosexygurl: Hello guys ! I'm new to the internet
ilikeyoung: Y helo thar ...
9yosexygurl: BUSTED
by k0b13r December 14, 2008
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