Hazel Irvine

To get drunk beyond all recognition of man, wake up with little idea what happened and even less dignity.

Maaaaaaate, was out last night, fuck knows what happened but.... i was fucking hazel irvine'd.

by pubesinteeth July 30, 2012

Mace Irvine

1. An individual who is closely related to a species of monkey called the proboscis monkey. Mace Irvine is someone likely to have an extreme foot fetish. Not only that, a Mace Irvine can be seen on occasion using his beloved strap-on device on men.

2. Can also mean your Gay in conversation.

"He is such a Mace Irvine."
"Look! its a wild Mace Irvine!"

by Andrew Tate's Son "Ben?" February 16, 2023

Cora Irvine

Wee shmooopie loves to take wee lads who aren’t single and can fairly clean dishes. U need an irv in ur life

I love Cora Irvine

by Rocket socks November 22, 2021

Cora Irvine

Loves ketamine and loves being called irv and shmooopie. Likes to pick her nose when she’s not working

I love cora Irvine

by Rocket socks November 22, 2021

National bully Irvine day

On the 4th April we all bully Irvine to commemorate how fat she really is.

Joel: yo Kayle did u know its National bully Irvine day! Kayle: no i didnt!

by Daddyspunkmonster August 1, 2022

Steven Irvin phenomenon

Sporadic unplanned chaos balled into a not so compact mess of thoughtless actions

You could blame it on the steven Irvin phenomenon

by Dirty Lulu 87 November 17, 2022

UC Irvine Football

A non-existent college football program.

Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.

Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!

Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!

Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!

Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.

Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!

Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.

by ZXY&ABC October 9, 2022