Gert

Gert is a sober farmer from Groningen, Northern Netherlands. It is also a character of Samson and Gert.

Wow do you see that guy? -yesss that’s Gert

by In a Barbie world November 22, 2021

gert

a half of a siamese twin pair from an alien planet called 'Gertius'; singular gertie

Ava can be such a gert sometimes 🙄

by taurusforbipolar November 3, 2021

Doing a Gert

Doing anything, apart from the actual thing you are meant to be doing, at any one time.

See that guy there, he's doing a Gert. Not getting it done today.

by Workhorse1 September 7, 2021

Gerted

A kink a formed between a grandson and grandmother called Gerted.

Trevor enjoys Gerted things with his grandmother!

by T-op August 28, 2021

Gerted

A kink formed between a grandmother and grandson

Trevor loves to get Gerted with his grandmother!

by T-op August 28, 2021

gerte

Person who likes being a bitch

Shut up you gerte

by Wordguy42069 June 21, 2021

Gerts

A shortened way of saying "regrets": commonly used "No gerts!" (about the situation)

Example: {After a questionable action or a stupid rambling) "Sorry mate", the other person reply "Don't be sorry", reply "Yeah, no gerts after all!!

Example: "You slept with my wife!", "No gerts, yolo"

Instead of the alternative entry for this word to be "grets"(as in regrets), because of when you would actually use "gerts" in a social setting, and to ensure the understanding of its meaning the first time another hears it.

by Uncentient August 24, 2022