Garret and Jocelyne

An absolute couple

They are so Garret and Jocelyne

by saulgoodmanic March 8, 2023

Garret

Someone that absolutely lacks bitches and needs one really bad so if you know anybody pls hmu

Garret: hi I’m Garret

Female:ew

by The derizzler March 26, 2023

The Garret effect

When a man named garret of his 42nd birthday gets divorced, looses his mom in a fire, looses his son or daughter in a kidnapping, and gets fired wins a 100 billion dollars lottery jackpot and doesn’t have to give any money to taxes and gets a free Deep Dark Sleep and gets to avoid The Fredricks Affect;This is known as the Garret Effect

Man in 1 year I may be cursed with the garret effect

by Monke68 February 15, 2023

Garretting

One's expression of their inner Garrett, to Garrett.

That striped shirt is so Garrettcore! You're really Garretting today.

by Broccoliwagon October 18, 2023

Garretting

To Garrett, Expressing one's inner Garrett.

Woah, that striped shirt is so Garrettcore! You really are Garretting today ;)

by Broccoliwagon October 18, 2023

Garretting

The action of expressing ones inner Garret.

To Garrett.

Wowzers! That striped shirt is so Garrettcore! You're really Garretting today.

by Broccoliwagon October 18, 2023

Backdoor Garret

Rubbing anal lube on one's face to stimulate beard follicle growth.

I can't believe we convinced him to give himself a Backdoor Garrett.

by Tree Slut September 7, 2021