Fump

Something so pointy, you can get injured so badly if you touch it.

"Hey look at that!"
"No, don't touch it! It may be a fump!"

by TheRaccoonMaster July 10, 2016

Fump

A legend at Video Games and is a find handsome man.

The best player in this game is Fump

by anonymous June 20, 2021

Fump

A fat lump preferably found on the rump. Can also be expressed as a way of calling someone dumb or obnoxious.

George was being a fump the other day!
Woah, that's quite a fump you have got there.

by Dinodoodoo11 July 27, 2017

Fump

It's when someone tries to high five you and you give them and fist bump them instead

I tried to high five Gonzales but he fumped me instead

by Fumpking October 19, 2018

Fump

While a man is sitting on a toilet, taking a shit, while his wife rides him on the toilet.

I’m gonna FUMP her so hard

by Brayden Swan “998” May 29, 2018

Fump

to fuck then dump someone used in the future tense

guy 1- “i think im going to Fump my girlfriend bro”
guy 2-“Why!?”
guy 1-“Well i fumped my ex last time and she wasnt as upset abt the break up”

by Plazmu February 1, 2023

Fump

Fumping is a more specific variation of simping: Showing immense and unreciprocated love and appreciation of simple, stupid, every day acts while simping.

Common acts like playing video games, brushing their teeth, or digging out a booger are cute and dreamy to the pathetic fumper.

She fumps so hard it's so disgusting, he farts on the couch right in front of her and she just giggles and falls harder in love as if the aroma is her version of heaven.

by Yipching January 19, 2022