How to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet!

Slogan people use to get overweight people to their website.

THE IMPOSSIBLE THAT FAT PEOPLE THINKHow to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet! IS POSSIBLE WHILE WE TRY TO GAIN WEIGHT

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

why exercise when you can get extra sides

A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"

P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022

hegel exercises

Pelvic floor muscle exercises when done by a man--the male equivalent of female Kegel exercises (as mentioned in the preface to my forthcoming book: Male Pelvic Fitness: Optimizing Sexual and Urinary Health)--useful for improving male sexual and urinary function, as they are in women.

While his wife was doing her kegel exercises, he joined her and did his hegel exercises.

by xander913 January 11, 2014

exercise brain

The stupidness that occurs during and after intense physical activity, where the body's limited bloodflow is directed towards the muscles instead of the brain.

I tried to unlock the wrong car in the gym car-park today. Severe case of exercise brain.

by someGuy April 7, 2015

buffalo exercises

When you gather around with other people who have experienced double-penetration, and thus, their anus' have been stretched and go through the rigorous exercise of anal tightening.

"Lara got together with a group of girls for Buffalo Exercises."

by BleachedBHole February 26, 2018

tongue exercise

When you want a more powerful tongue for extra curricular activities ;)

Damn girl, you've been working hard on those tongue exercises.

by Johnscandlestick February 21, 2017

sun exercise

exercising in the sun

strawberry took a damn jog at the park doing his daily sun exercise and immediately realized he was getting burnt as hell.

by lexi223355 May 30, 2016